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Helen and Alex, together!

Helen: So I've always thought that Alex and I have pretty funny conversations. Here are some that we could think of. These conversations have, more or less, actually occurred in real life :P


*Helen and Alex are eating lunch*
Helen: Ew, I hate mac&cheese.
*Alex stares in disbelief*
Alex: That's so...red (communistic) of you. You know what, I'm going to give you a box of mac&cheese so when the next Red Scare comes, you'll be able to show that box of mac&cheese to the authorities to prove that you're not a communist.
Helen:...But I hate mac&cheese! >:C
Alex: COMMIE!!!!


*Helen goes to the bathroom*
Alex: Let me watch!
Helen: Why, so you can watch the blood drip?!
Alex: Ewwwww *cringe*


*Helen and Alex argue about something*
Alex: That doesn't make any sense!
Helen: Yes it does! It makes woman sense!
Alex: Woman sense=nonsense!
*Helen goes into a room and cries*
Helen: ...I'm on my period, you should've known better!!!


Helen: Do you think I look pretty today?
Alex: Yea, your hair's all pretty and you have some make up on. You're gorgeous
Helen: ARE YOU SAYING I WASN'T PRETTY BEFORE?! IS THAT IT?!
*Alex is exasperated*

*Alex says something annoying*
Helen: Yea, well you know what? Go fuck yourself, Alex.

* Alex and Helen are discussing something*
Alex: Yea, that's what all the cool kids are doing.  
Helen: No, all the cool kids are doing me! *trollface.jpg*


Alex: *mumble mumble mumble*
Helen: ...Wait, what?
Alex: *mumble mumble mumble*
Helen: ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Alex: Alright, calm down there Samuel Jackson. 

More to come!

5 comments:

{ Ada } at: October 30, 2010 at 6:32 PM said...

Ahahah the Samuel Jackson line!

{ HSP } at: October 30, 2010 at 9:58 PM said...

lol, These conversations are cute :3

Helen: Do you think I look pretty today?
Alex: Yea, your hair's all pretty and you have some make up on. You're gorgeous
Helen: ARE YOU SAYING I WASN'T PRETTY BEFORE?! IS THAT IT?!
*Alex is exasperated*

I lol'd at this one most. Silly wimminz logic!

{ Butters } at: October 31, 2010 at 1:11 AM said...

Only commies don't like mac & cheese D:<
lol Samuel L XD

{ One } at: October 31, 2010 at 10:48 PM said...

Haha, mac and cheese is pretty much as American and therefore as anticommunist as cheeseburgers.

{ Annah } at: November 1, 2010 at 6:30 AM said...

Seriously, mac & cheese is overrated. Unless it's friend mac&cheese, now we're talkin'.

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