Helen: So I've always thought that Alex and I have pretty funny conversations. Here are some that we could think of. These conversations have, more or less, actually occurred in real life :P
*Helen and Alex are eating lunch*
Helen: Ew, I hate mac&cheese.
*Alex stares in disbelief*Alex: That's so...red (communistic) of you. You know what, I'm going to give you a box of mac&cheese so when the next Red Scare comes, you'll be able to show that box of mac&cheese to the authorities to prove that you're not a communist.
Helen:...But I hate mac&cheese! >:CAlex: COMMIE!!!!
*Helen goes to the bathroom*
Alex: Let me watch!
Helen: Why, so you can watch the blood drip?!Alex: Ewwwww *cringe*
*Helen and Alex argue about something*
Alex: That doesn't make any sense!
Helen: Yes it does! It makes woman sense!Alex: Woman sense=nonsense!
*Helen goes into a room and cries*
Helen: ...I'm on my period, you should've known better!!!Helen: Do you think I look pretty today?
Alex: Yea, your hair's all pretty and you have some make up on. You're gorgeous
Helen: ARE YOU SAYING I WASN'T PRETTY BEFORE?! IS THAT IT?!
*Alex is exasperated*
*Alex says something annoying*
Helen: Yea, well you know what? Go fuck yourself, Alex.
Helen: No, all the cool kids are doing me! *trollface.jpg*
* Alex and Helen are discussing something*
Alex: Yea, that's what all the cool kids are doing. Helen: No, all the cool kids are doing me! *trollface.jpg*
Alex: *mumble mumble mumble*
Helen: ...Wait, what?Alex: *mumble mumble mumble*
Helen: ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!Alex: Alright, calm down there Samuel Jackson.
More to come!
5 comments:
Ahahah the Samuel Jackson line!
lol, These conversations are cute :3
Helen: Do you think I look pretty today?
Alex: Yea, your hair's all pretty and you have some make up on. You're gorgeous
Helen: ARE YOU SAYING I WASN'T PRETTY BEFORE?! IS THAT IT?!
*Alex is exasperated*
I lol'd at this one most. Silly wimminz logic!
Only commies don't like mac & cheese D:<
lol Samuel L XD
Haha, mac and cheese is pretty much as American and therefore as anticommunist as cheeseburgers.
Seriously, mac & cheese is overrated. Unless it's friend mac&cheese, now we're talkin'.
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