Conversations

Helen and Alex, together!

Helen: So I've always thought that Alex and I have pretty funny conversations. Here are some that we could think of. These conversations have, more or less, actually occurred in real life :P

*Helen and Alex are eating lunch*

Helen: Ew, I hate mac&cheese.

*Alex stares in disbelief*

Alex: That's so...red (communistic) of you. You know what, I'm going to give you a box of mac&cheese so when the next Red Scare comes, you'll be able to show that box of mac&cheese to the authorities to prove that you're not a communist.

Helen:...But I hate mac&cheese! >:C
Alex: COMMIE!!!!

*Helen goes to the bathroom*

Alex: Let me watch!

Helen: Why, so you can watch the blood drip?!

Alex: Ewwwww *cringe*

*Helen and Alex argue about something*

Alex: That doesn't make any sense!

Helen: Yes it does! It makes woman sense!

Alex: Woman sense=nonsense!

*Helen goes into a room and cries*

Helen: ...I'm on my period, you should've known better!!!


Helen: Do you think I look pretty today?
Alex: Yea, your hair's all pretty and you have some make up on. You're gorgeous
Helen: ARE YOU SAYING I WASN'T PRETTY BEFORE?! IS THAT IT?!
*Alex is exasperated*

*Alex says something annoying*

Helen: Yea, well you know what? Go fuck yourself, Alex.

* Alex and Helen are discussing something*

Alex: Yea, that's what all the cool kids are doing.  
Helen: No, all the cool kids are doing me! *trollface.jpg*

Alex: *mumble mumble mumble*

Helen: ...Wait, what?

Alex: *mumble mumble mumble*

Helen: ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Alex: Alright, calm down there Samuel Jackson. 

More to come!